ezorzea:

greelin:

greelin:

“what makes you the authority on jesters” where did i ever say that i was . genuinely. but now that you presented the concept i guess i am. someone’s gotta be.

mad because the jingling of your bells is not nearly as loud and charming as mine, aren’t we

horreurscopes:

noodle lost a front leg above the elbow when she was a kitten and its really cool to see the ways in which she’s adapted; how she uses her stump to dig in the litterbox, or knows to keep it close to her body when she’s stalking a toy so it wont hit the ground and make noise, or how her tail curves into a letter C because her center of balance is different. but most importantly, the fact that when she hunts her eyes favor her leg side, so they focus like this:

Owo

sacred-portal:

jame7t:

a grenade is a small easily startled animal

lmaonade:

dreg-heap:

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn’t. Are you some manner of spirit

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

notajerusalemcricket:

voldesnorts:

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

Wait how the hell

powerburial:

thursday again in only two days. theyre not even trying to hide it